Thursday, March 12, 2009

Overheard.

The players:
Baby Mama,
Awesome Guy,
Awesome Guy's Lover.

Imagine yourself in a busy subway carriage. Your stop is coming up, so you make your way to the door. You witness the following scene:


Awesome Guy: Hey, excuse me. Excuse me.

Baby Mama: Yeah?

Awesome Guy: How old are you?

Baby Mama: 19.

Awesome Guy: And you got two kids? Damn, you must have started young.

Baby Mama: Ohhhh HEYHEY HEY (**laughin'**)

Awesome Guy: How old is the oldest?

Baby Mama: Six.

Awesome Guy: DAMN! Were you raped? Did somebody rape you? Were you raped?

Awesome Guy's Lover: I was!